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Welcome to this, my personal slice of the hellsite. I have been here for 15 years and you’re going to have to kill me to get rid of me.

Anyway….

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Important Info About Me:

  • My name is Lukas
  • I am 33 years old
  • My pronouns are he/they

This blog, as you will come to see, is a repository of all my hyperfixations and whatever else makes the happy chemicals function properly in my stupid goober brain.

Things You Are Most Likely to See

  • All things Skinny Puppy/Ogre related
  • Bill Mosely
  • Abandoned places
  • Liminal spaces
  • nonsensical text posts
  • hot old men
  • random nature
  • dumb shit I have made
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My Dumbass Face

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COOL PICS OF ME AND MY DAD

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I’m not flexing I swear these were just the best two weekends of my entire life so………………………………………..look at them.

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And that’s that.

My askbox is always open, feel free to drop in.

I don’t have a DNI because I am a grownup. Just don’t be a minor, a creep, or a bigot and we’ll get along just fine.

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Pinned Post And there you have it my new pinned wheeeeee